Take a look at the Cracked.com front page. Go ahead, I´ll wait.
Yeah. It´s me again.
I don´t know what is going on, but judging by the existing evidence I must have been extra nice in a previous life, or last Christmas, or last Christmas in a previous life.
Seriously, I must´ve been like Gandhi. Granted, Gandhi probably wasn´t all that keen on Christmas, but…
…alright, running out of metaphors here. Just read the article, willya?